G-JUNIOR'S WORLD : Golf-Mike, G-JR, Preppy G etc.

Fairy Tale with Golf & Mike

Source : Tur Kub Chan Magazine, June 2006
Taken from a mag scan by boytoplay.
Eng. translated by regina

We've got a fairy tale concept so let's go into all the funny "What if.." answers about the fairytales by this brother duo, "Golf & Mike". Let's see how mad...oops...how creative they are!!!

1. What if....you were a frog prince, who would you like to do the spell-breaking kiss to you ?

G : The leading girl in "Final Fantasy" which is 3D computer graphic 'cause her lips are so beautiful that I'd like to kiss. She looks pretty, innocent, and very sexy. She's darn gorgeous krub. No one in this world ever looks cuter than this. (regi's note : Golf! You're one hugh Otaku , huh?)
M : Must be an angel!! (Laughs) Emma Watson from "Harry Potter" krub 'cause I like her. If it's for real, "Hua Jai Ja Wai" (almost a heart attack). (Laughs) Fitting my song perfectly!

2. What if...when Pinochio lied, what part of your body would you like it to get longer besides your nose.

G : My leg and back bones to get longer. (Laughs) If that's possible, I'll lie everyday. (Laughs) Or maybe if I lie, I hope to have wings straight from my back so that after I lie, I can fly away. (Laughs)

M : Big nose. (Laughs) I hope for my hair to get longer!! When I cut my hair and it results that I don't like it, I can lie to make my hair longer instantly. Or maybe the more I lie, the shorter body I get.

(Regina's note : OMG...Mike...T_T I'm touched!!! You wanna confort your big bro!!)

3. What if...you've got Ginnie's lamp, what 3 wishes would you like to ask ?

G : No.1 I wish to have only one girl that loves only me very much and it must be a true love. She can be both friend and lover. And she can be so cute that every guy on earth might be jealous of.
No.2 I wish to get taller. (Laughs) Everyone is pressing me a lot about this. That's made me feel so sad. Anyway, I just hope I can dance as good as Michael Jackson (to make it up.) No.3 I wish for 100 more wishes.

M : No.1 I wish to be rich and popular across borders (internationally). No.2 I wish that I could stop and control time 'cause if I make mistakes, I could get back to correct it. No.3 I wish for infinite number of wishes.

4. What if...you were a prince, what way would you like to do to wake the Sleeping Beauty up besides kissing ?

G : Very pervert. (Is this a thought ?) (Laughs)* I might squeeze her feet until she wakes up. (Laughs) I think she shouldn't be able to stand that so she would wake.

Translation's note : I don't quite understand this sentence.

M : Shake her. (smile) No.. I change my mind. I'll eat a cool mint gum and then... aha... (making a handsome voice)... do just like in the TV ads which someone was sleeping and the other blew a good exhalation. She should wake up and feel good.

5. What if...Cinderella didn't leave the glass shoes, what else do you want her to leave? And what if...there's no pumpkin car, what way Cinderella would go back home ?

G : Phone number ! Leaving her phone number and then I will "Moshi Moshi". (Laughs). And then Golf will get a limousine to pick her up. I'll work all my life to have the limousine to pick her up.

M : No glass shoes, then her "cloth" ? (Laughs) Maybe...her "socks" and Cinderella must run really fast to be able to lose her socks... and she'll call the motorcycle out there to ride her home.

6. What if.... you were the Little Mermaid and you had to exchange part of your body with having legs, what would you exchange ?

G : Exchange with earpieces (not sure about this trans) Just take both earpieces 'cause if they dissappeared, I could still hear voice 'cause the ear holds. The earpieces are useless when we grow hair to cover our ears like this.

M : Exchange with my "visual" 'cause just like anime characters, losing his visuals, but he can still fight. Being a blinded samurai is kinda cool. But in fact, I don't wanna lose my sight.

Good-looking and good dancing....plus these cool ideas, that must be the reason why girls across the country are giving it all to Golf-Mike.

* I'm so sleepy.... so this translation is pretty bad.. sorry. T_T *

Source : Tur Kub Chan Magazine, June 2006
Taken from a mag scan by boytoplay

Eng. translated by regina